February 2012
Fucking fuck.
Ouch.
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Battle Royale?
I’M NOT AFRAID.
BRING IT.
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Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
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yeezytaughtme:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
Is it wrong to want to strangle her with her own hair and then drown her in a puddle? Probably. I think that’s excessive. But if the stupidity wasn’t enough… she’s just damn obnoxious too.
What is this nonsense!?
Tumblr does not look the same.
If only I could have some bacon...
Anonymous asked: Some people think jockstraps are sexy. People like all kinds of weird stuff.
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TMI Tuesday?
BRING IT.
Anonymous asked: You may not understand the more extreme parts of ageplay like adult babies or incest fantasies, but what about more tame stuff like teacher student roleplay?
Okay, I can understand a lot of fetishes. I can even get into a few.
But I will never understand ageplay.
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Oh, no. I just realized. I must read the book.
I’ll only cry more.
It isn’t fair.
But I bet the book is beyond amazing.
Fuck.
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mylifedoesnotaddup replied to your post: The Reader may be the best movie I have ever…
I enjoyed it thoroughly. The last person that I talked to about it told me it was a “sick movie”.
Oh, my goodness. Lindsay, I spent probably a half hour of this movie literally so emotional I was heaving with sobs. I could not control my emotions. And then another half hour was spent just...
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avesselwithoutdestination replied to your post: Wanted: Skilled Cuddler.
First: Alex Middle: Joseph Sex: Male Im a 22 year old graphic design student at Eastern Michigan University. I have a abnormally small penis, but I make up for it with my undeniable cuddling skills. one love:)
I’m sorry, sir. While I appreciate your interest in this position, I’ve decided not to go forward...
mylifedoesnotaddup asked: 1. MALE? I cannot apply. 2. what's on this bucket list that appalls Mrs. Blosh?
The Reader may be the best movie I have ever seen.
Also… Sobsobsob.
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Wanted: Skilled Cuddler.
Must be attractive, intelligent, and male.
Now accepting applications. Submit via ask box, email, or text message.
Keely’s mother is appalled by my bucket list.
Beat Mass Effect 2 (again).
Now must wait what feels like an excruciatingly long time to continue the story.
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computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything