How dreary to be Somebody

Ah, my father, the grown man in love with ice cream trucks. It never ceases to amuse me.

Mid-conversation he stops and listens. “Ooh, an ice cream truck. I think it’s on our street.” And he’s gone, hustling down the driveway like an excited child.

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

dizzleceezy:

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

Alan and Sarah seeing Judy and Peter again after 26 years.

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asslikemattfacelikegilinsky:

captain-boomerang:

yOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE MUSIC STARTED AS SOON AS THE GIF STARTED IM CRYING

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

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shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

The bangs are back. Also I’m bad at making normal faces in pictures unless I’m drunk. So, here I am, sober.

The bangs are back. Also I’m bad at making normal faces in pictures unless I’m drunk. So, here I am, sober.