“I want my life to be like an 80’s movie…”

Great. Now I have to watch Arrow because Barrowman.

Little Brother tells it like it is.

cherry-and-also-bomb:

you-had-me-at-kellic:

b4zingaa:

perezhilton:

What is wrong with this picture???

You’ll see it soon ;D

I JUST FELL OFF MY BED

LEGIT JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK MY GOD

Fucking fuck guys.

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarles:

free-as-a-cyber-bird:

do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself

and then you start worrying about mind readers

I’m always worried about mind readers.

If you would just see it. 

yeahwriters:

drbirdsadviceforsadpoets:

You don’t want the opinion of another writer. Brilliant.

My opinion is that I hate it.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over 

thefrogman:

And original I made for Slacktory.

stevesmithis:

Were you standing while you shit or are the stall walls just really short?

I don’t even care about that.

I am crying.

Normally I just shake my head at writing on stall walls. I approve of this.