This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
FOR GODS SAKE DAD
"The Doctor showed me a better way to living your life. You know, he showed you too. That you don’t just give up, you don’t just let things happen. You make a stand, you say no! You have the guts to do what’s right when everyone else just runs away.”
bad wolf meme - [1/5] Scenes/Moments
Okay, I’m going to stop blogging now and do my papers because I don’t want to be stuck in my room working on them until the very last moment. I want to make plans tonight.
MAJESTIC AS FUCK
Rose Tyler & being adorably excited.
When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty. The world teaches you that the way you exist in it is disgusting — you watch boys cringe backward in your dorm room when you talk about your period, blue water pretending to be blood in a maxi pad commercial. It is little things, and it is constant. In a food court in a mall, after you go to the gynecologist for the first time, you and your friend talk about how much it hurts, and over her shoulder you watch two boys your age turn to look at you and wrinkle their noses: the reality of your life is impolite to talk about. The world says that you don’t have a right to the space you occupy, any place with men in it is not yours, you and your body exist only as far as what men want to do with it. At fifteen, you find fifteen-year-old boys you have never met somehow believe you should bend your body to their will. At almost thirty, you find fifteen-year-old boys you have never met still somehow believe you should bend your body to their will. They are children. They are children.
|—||Stevie Nicks (via bodypartss)|
minaj à trois
|—||Frederick Seidel, on his disagreeable poetry (via stxxz)|