"Why can’t I fuck the dwarf?" - Ancient Dragon Age Prophecy
Putting a minor nsfw tag on here because now you’re all thinking of glow-in-the-dark dicks. :B
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*Now* we’re thinking of glow in the dark dicks?
Oh my dear, I assure you, I’m ALWAYS thinking of glow in the dark dicks. :D
PINK APPRECIATION POST.
These are a few of my favorite pictures of her. #dreamgirl
If she was my wife 😍
An owl on a towel.
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
|—||Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via observando)|
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish